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sebastianmoran:

100% fool proof way of catching hannibal lecter is in his shopping receipts

You eat an awful lot of meat for somebody who doesn’t yknow

Buy any.

2 hours ago on July 31st | J | 69,714 notes

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

2 hours ago on July 31st | J | 202,162 notes

My ‘/tagged/idk+this+is+stupid+sofia+the+first+stuff’is full of readmores and regret

2 hours ago on July 31st | J | 0 notes
Tagged as: #Cookie Derps 
chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

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fifty shades of awful

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JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

3 hours ago on July 31st | J | 86,198 notes

windwolf0097:

I want a horror game that’s not dark, or foggy, or covered in guts and blood. I want a horror game that is set in broad daylight and uses detail to slowly unsettle the gamer, instead of dumb jump scares. I want to play a game that leaves me too nervous to look out windows or in mirrors or be in open spaces. I need something that’s not just another moody game where monsters chase you through nasty surroundings.

3 hours ago on July 31st | J | 66,453 notes

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shorttfuse:

THIS IS MAKING ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

shorttfuse:

THIS IS MAKING ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 137,088 notes

blurredbynes:

arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit 

4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 67,182 notes
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kid-fantastic:

Marceline and Princess Bubblegum. 
I always thought these two had an interesting dynamic. It must be tough being friends for, like, 1000 years. 

kid-fantastic:

Marceline and Princess Bubblegum. 

I always thought these two had an interesting dynamic. It must be tough being friends for, like, 1000 years. 

4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 860 notes
bestpal:


"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

hello this is my friend

bestpal:

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

hello this is my friend

4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 33,154 notes

subwaytoken:

the winter palace, st petersburg, russia

4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 19,026 notes
4,584 plays

retirementcore:

weloveshortvideos:

Wen u see bae

Vine by Logan Paul

lmao straight guys

4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 449 notes

SlideShow is fucking brilliant

4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 0 notes
Tagged as: #Cookie Derps 

madcatfeminist:

in-oceans-wake:

bye

Have some happy.

4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 30,606 notes